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Had been for two years.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Marcus noticed him today.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Well, well.&#8221; Marcus stopped in front of the bench, cup in hand, lacrosse bag slung over one shoulder. Two of his friends trailed behind him like satellites. &#8220;You&#8217;re in my spot.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ethan looked up slowly. Pulled one earbud out. &#8220;There&#8217;s no name on it.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A beat of silence. The kind that meant something was already decided.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;You hear this kid?&#8221; Marcus turned to his friends, grinning. &#8220;He talks.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ethan went back to his screen. His thesis draft was open \u2014 twelve pages, four months of research on algorithmic bias in academic placement systems. The state scholarship committee had emailed yesterday. Submission deadline: Friday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Hey.&#8221; Marcus knocked the bench with his knee. &#8220;I&#8217;m talking to you.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I know.&#8221; Ethan didn&#8217;t look up. &#8220;I&#8217;m choosing not to answer.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The grin fell off Marcus&#8217;s face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;You think that&#8217;s funny?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I think it&#8217;s Tuesday,&#8221; Ethan said. &#8220;And I have work to do.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That was when the cup tilted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The hallway froze.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dark liquid poured \u2014 slow, deliberate \u2014 straight into the hood of Ethan&#8217;s jacket, running down his neck, soaking into the keyboard. It hit the screen. It dripped from his chin onto the keys.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tap. Tap. Tap.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Three students gasped. 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